What a fecking buzz!

you're in a car, in traffic, stifled by the heat and still air, just hoping to get to your destination as soon as possible, then a few drops start to fall from the sky

10minutes later you can barely see out of any windows, driving is almost guesswork, the roof feels like it could give up the fight at any moment, the road looks like it's melting and a quick accelaration can throw a wave out across the pavement big enough to surf on (careful not to do it as people walk past though.. that would make you a 'wanker'), the streets are suddenly deserted, as if what fell from the sky was far more deadly than common or garden raindrops, the only people left out are those who were far enough from shelter when the bomb dropped to make taking any action became quickly pointless, couples in their summer clothes just making the best of it, topless boys on push bikes with that famous 'what are you looking at!?' expression frozen on their faces and that one girl with the umbrella and a massive smile that you have to give credit to for making like a boy scout this morning

we all spend fortunes and take risks on 15minute periods of increased excitement, but that one was for free

and now the thunder has broken up the air and we can all breathe again

now we know it's gonna be a good night

Once upon a time in china town

there are some meetings in this world, that while you weren't present, you know for a fact actually happened, like the one where the channel 4 exec sat the hollyoaks writers infront of a dvd of skins and said.. 'y'know, like that', or that one where the creator of the lush shops sat infront of a board of investers going 'it's soap.. but it looks like food... see... see... ' for about 4 hours before finally sitting down exhausted and going saying 'look, just phone your wives'

then there's the one where god (whichever one you choose, it doesn't matter) turned to mrs god (who was wearing a short summer dress and and had eyes that could melt diamonds) and said... 'y'know what'd be a laugh' and then created people

so i haven't blogged in a while, i was busy doing life stuff, but now i've gone done quit my job, free time is a little more abundant (i even tidied my flat the other day, living room AND bedroom.. crazyness) not as abundant as one might think, cos dreams don't chase themselves, but still, enough that there's a bit more time to think and pause and look out of the window and amazingly attractive girls talking on their phones in the courtyard, so hopefully i will teach myself to write again now.. hopefully

i still haven't eaten that coconut yet though.. i don't think i will be doing now