i'm gonna open a shop.. it'll be called.. clothes for men
it'll have huge signs over each section - jeans, trousers, shirts, t-shirts, jumpers, undies - in each section will first be a set of rows of bog standard stuff... plan coloured jumpers, normal blue jeans, black boxers.. you know.. the stuff boys actually want to buy... then there'll be other rows with the less plain stuff.. y'know for gays and girlfriends to buy from
it'll be fucking paradise
none of this primark.. you have to walk right up to the table to find out these jumpers have bits of t-shirt stitched in them (if i want to look like i have a t-shirt under my jumper.. i'll wear a t-shirt under my jumper), or that the genes have marks on them like some retard work experience kid spilt bleach on them (i'm quite enough of a retard to do it myself thankyou).. it makes me sad
so very very sad
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